Joseph’s Blog

Twas the night after Christmas when all through the house,
not a creature was stirring (after a big sex orgy) not even that louse (ex boyfriend).
The studs were all Hung by the chimney with care
with visions of sex and giving great head
The children (Ricky and the other young uns) were all nestled, all snug in their beds
while visions of Sugar Daddies danced in their heads.

Where all at once – there arose such a clatter
I woke form my threesome to see what was the matter
When all of a sudden, I saw this lusty old elf
and there was Saint Nick with the once hunky elf.

May I join you boys and spread some of my Christmas cheer
I’m tired of elves and could use a good queer
So we all had a good time with jolly old St Nick
as we went down on his twelve inch prick.
He yelled on Donner and Dancer and Prancer and Blitzen
Do me now Joseph, Hondras. Ricky and Ben that cute little vixen

So Merry Christmas to all and to all a good night.